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Kale is stupid in bed.

If you’re lucky enough to romance someone with breakfast in bed… do not bring kale. Bring bacon.  Bacon is better in bed.  Kale is stupid in bed. Kale is better if you’re a single lady that wants a smoothie.

Brilliant. But you know, just for the record, I’m totally okay with somebody bringing me  a kale smoothie as breakfast in bed. You know, for the record.

From: http://www.joythebaker.com/blog/2011/01/kale-spinach-and-pear-smoothie/
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