If you’re lucky enough to romance someone with breakfast in bed… do not bring kale. Bring bacon. Bacon is better in bed. Kale is stupid in bed. Kale is better if you’re a single lady that wants a smoothie.
Brilliant. But you know, just for the record, I’m totally okay with somebody bringing me a kale smoothie as breakfast in bed. You know, for the record.From: http://www.joythebaker.com/blog/2011/01/kale-spinach-and-pear-smoothie/